Tuesday, 06 January 2009

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  Solitaire-y Confinement

  I saw the clock ticking: 5 minutes and 38 seconds, 5 minutes and 39 seconds, 5 minutes and 40 seconds...

  I was racing to beat my last time as a took a huge breath.

  I randomly shouted to the entire car, "Can I borrow a black 6?".

  My brother turned to me and simply said, "What?"

  They hadn't found out about me and my solitaire game....

  I always knew I had solitaire on my BlackJack II phone. I never payed much attention to it, if I was so bored to play a game on my phone I would play Bubble Breaker. But then winter break hit, and soon I was in Washington, D.C, home of the Smithsonian musems. A little bit of Smithsonian museums = cool. A lot [which is what I was getting] = torturesome. So of course, being with my parents and all, it was leaning towards the torture some side.

  I decided to open the game of solitaire. Soon my eyes were flicking from left to right, eyeing the screen for matches to my cards. I would sit and all the tourists would walk by with cameras and I wouldn't even notice. I literaly spent hours playing solitaire. I would play until my phone would send me a message: "Alert: Main battery is extremely low." and even after. Oooh, daredevil.

  So children, I have a lesson for you today:

  *holds up egg* This is your brain. *cracks egg into frypan* This is your brain on drugs solitaire.

  Don't be stupid like me. Now I have to go to Solitaire Addicts Anonymous.

  Luvfsz,

  Steph

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